Jokes
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Topic: Jokes
Posted By: Hawley
Subject: Jokes
Date Posted: 25 Feb 2016 at 11:29am
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What do you call a snake
that is good at rhyming?
A guy walks into a bar and as he
sits down on a barstool he notices there's a lizard on stage telling jokes. |
Replies:
Posted By: will
Date Posted: 26 Feb 2016 at 6:10am
...someone really ought to 'monitor' the quality of these posts... 
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Posted By: Tom Omlette
Date Posted: 26 Feb 2016 at 10:29pm
| on a 'scale' of 1-10, i'll give you a 2 lol |
Posted By: AGILIS
Date Posted: 27 Feb 2016 at 6:17am
 I almost adder laugh at this joke keith------------- LOCAL ICYNICAL CELTIC ECO WARRIOR AND FAILED DRUID |
Posted By: Hawley
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2016 at 9:20am
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Q: What powerful reptile is found in the
Sydney opera house? A: The Lizard of Oz! The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was
mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a lizard walked up to him
carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took
the precious book out of the lizard's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and
exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the lizard.
"Your name is written inside the cover."
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb gun in one
hand and a lizard in the other. "Now Listen here," the policeman
said, "Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall
personally do to you" "In that case," said the boy. "I'll
kiss its butt and let it go". |