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AGILIS 
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 Posted: 14 Jan 2014 at 5:17pm |
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Well the places thàt I lurk on are MOD training areas For the SAS and Paras etc so me with the old camo kit on they might take me as some sort of enemy hiding in the gorse bushes and get into firefight would add bit of excitement to heath herping ,I had better bring me old retro AK47 out of mothballs that I have been saving for a emergency in todays current euro dilemà hope mi5 ain't monitoring this site Keith
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Tom Omlette
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Posted: 14 Jan 2014 at 7:22pm |
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i want to see you doing this keith (forward to 1:23).
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AGILIS
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Posted: 15 Jan 2014 at 1:14pm |
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Blimey Tim you expect a lot from my sites perhaps I could feed a smooth snake a fly agaric impregnated lizard to liven it up a bit as they already are a bit agressive
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Tom Omlette
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Posted: 15 Jan 2014 at 7:21pm |
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i think you should do a parachute jump from 12000ft right onto an adder then torment it into biting you…all completely necessary and in the interests of scientific study of course!
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JaySteel
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Posted: 15 Jan 2014 at 7:53pm |
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I think his parachute jump should be done bare-footed and land him right on top of a large hibernacular and catch the adders basking in early spring! If you're any kind of herpetologist you'll be able to land with a dramatic forward roll whilst catching two large adders behind the head!
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Tom Omlette
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Posted: 15 Jan 2014 at 8:14pm |
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yes, and your not allowed to use your hands…catch them between your toes!
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GemmaJF
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Posted: 15 Jan 2014 at 8:18pm |
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add a trampoline, then Keith can bounce back up to a waiting helicopter whilst still holding the adders... all quite necessary to educate the public regarding these fascinating animals...
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Posted: 15 Jan 2014 at 11:11pm |
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then get one of your ex sas mates to cut off the adder's head and eat the body raw even thought there's a macdonalds just round the corner.
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